Hillary Clinton shows no sense of originality

Hillary, come on. The fact that you would sign off on this poorly scripted ripoff makes me trust you even less. The "I'm looking out for you" line you served up to Bill with the bowl of carrot slices alone makes me wonder if you're trying to call me fat.

I think I'll try to pin Obama down for dinner, instead.

Oh, and I don't know what you did you get Johnny Sack so miffed that he'd come back from the dead, but you'd better tell the Secret Service that he's in the john. (Click video to start)